tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12709723.post907319369863892146..comments2024-01-02T06:46:03.449-05:00Comments on Nick's Bytes: Too Bad It's Monday (TBIM) JokesAnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16939152657551690867noreply@blogger.comBlogger18125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12709723.post-25609294569521906042007-09-25T17:28:00.000-04:002007-09-25T17:28:00.000-04:00LOL, omg I ♥ Lone Ranger & Tonto jokes! LOL...LOL, omg I ♥ Lone Ranger & Tonto jokes! LOL<BR/><BR/><BR/>ps. I'm from the South, but I don't have 2 first names, lol ;PLil Bithttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01866807713238723606noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12709723.post-52228605297913685822007-09-25T07:20:00.000-04:002007-09-25T07:20:00.000-04:00Santa,Most excellent, even if it's now Tuesday.Lov...Santa,<BR/>Most excellent, even if it's now Tuesday.<BR/><BR/>Loved those geographical distinctions. I stand better informed. Thank you.<BR/><BR/>Yup, smiles all the way around. Another thank you.<BR/><BR/>--Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12709723.post-32285946836063641572007-09-25T03:04:00.000-04:002007-09-25T03:04:00.000-04:00More great humor, Rev. Saint. I did a double take ...More great humor, Rev. Saint. I did a double take when I recognized Prince Charles in that photo. Now, it may have been completely innocent, but is that any way for royalty to act? Of course it is! They been doing it for centuries.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12709723.post-3046154010315888902007-09-25T01:56:00.000-04:002007-09-25T01:56:00.000-04:00` OMG! You might want to know I finished the drawr...` OMG! You might want to know I finished the drawring just now - after MY cats tried to destroy it! (I almost accidentally spritzed it with the water bottle, too, in the process.)<BR/>` It's fine, though, and I'll mail it out tomorrow!Spoony Quinehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10730057249256927206noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12709723.post-60971022353947006722007-09-25T01:33:00.000-04:002007-09-25T01:33:00.000-04:00I love the dear, smart sisters. Freakin' hilarious...I love the dear, smart sisters. Freakin' hilarious, Nick!!<BR/><BR/>Funny pic of Charles as well. Another good Monday, Nick. Thanks!<BR/><BR/>You have the cutest cat ever, BTW. He's a good writer, too. :-)Spilling Inkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13970126156464922867noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12709723.post-61183741260634872562007-09-25T01:12:00.000-04:002007-09-25T01:12:00.000-04:00` I laughed my ass off at the joke about Mildred! ...` I laughed my ass off at the joke about Mildred! Even Lou Ryan laughed!<BR/><BR/>` Also thought you might want to know, it took me a couple days to realize I accidentally threw away the pens I was going to use for Alex's drawing (yeah, sure, I'm responsible!), so I sat down one day and got it almost completely done in about an hour.<BR/>` It's been almost completely done for several days, in fact, because I was busy a bunch and coming down with an illness that makes me feel as drowsy as if I've taken a bunch of Benadryl (think three-hour naps), spent ALL of Sunday running around on a freezing cold mountain in underwear, high heels, a cape, a wig and and a silly hat (you'll hear more about that!) and am currently more ill and also today was my first day of school!<BR/>` But I'll definitely get 'er done tomorrow after school! Ironically it should take me ten minutes.<BR/>` Don'tcha just love it when that kind of thing happens?Spoony Quinehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10730057249256927206noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12709723.post-9339311999098848292007-09-24T22:57:00.000-04:002007-09-24T22:57:00.000-04:00tanks fer da funniestanks fer da funniesAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12709723.post-39918143812434232742007-09-24T22:13:00.000-04:002007-09-24T22:13:00.000-04:00hehehe...that stuff about the Midwest is way too t...hehehe...that stuff about the Midwest is way too true! And the Sisters of St. Francis joke is too funny!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12709723.post-66537340060958697202007-09-24T19:22:00.000-04:002007-09-24T19:22:00.000-04:00So, is Louisville in the Midwest or the South? We ...So, is Louisville in the Midwest or the South? We have most of the traits of both.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12709723.post-35139865922256091262007-09-24T12:59:00.000-04:002007-09-24T12:59:00.000-04:00Ha! That retirement one is funny. After living in ...Ha! That retirement one is funny. After living in Boston for so long, I guess I'd feel most at home in NY!The Lone BeaderĀ®https://www.blogger.com/profile/17670946654211536130noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12709723.post-63084206660088503182007-09-24T12:20:00.000-04:002007-09-24T12:20:00.000-04:00Hahahahaa!!!! Alex sneaked into this one nice an...Hahahahaa!!!! <BR/><BR/>Alex sneaked into this one nice and sly! ;)<BR/><BR/>What a bad <I>habit</I> to walk into a convent trying to 'get some'. <BR/><BR/>$100 bucks? Geez. It's the bunny ranch for me!Debhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14986475569600734742noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12709723.post-40774286976139350612007-09-24T11:32:00.000-04:002007-09-24T11:32:00.000-04:00Lots of laughs as usual. So Alex is now a blogger!...Lots of laughs as usual. So Alex is now a blogger! Wonderful!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12709723.post-82170241724055315782007-09-24T11:13:00.000-04:002007-09-24T11:13:00.000-04:00On the basis of item #3 I think I should live in t...On the basis of item #3 I think I should live in the deep south - great laughs again Nick, thanks.<BR/>(Congratulations Alex on starting your own blog)Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12032596630769733762noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12709723.post-46535248674195738102007-09-24T08:11:00.000-04:002007-09-24T08:11:00.000-04:00See! All that smiling is contagious! A wonderful s...See! All that smiling is contagious! A wonderful start to a Monday Nick. Thanks. I loved the cat pics towards the end!<BR/>It seems only fair that I should return the favour!<BR/>.<BR/>An adorable little girl walked into my pet shop and asked, "Excuse me, do you have any rabbits here?" <BR/><BR/>"We do," the sales representative answered, and leaning down to her eye level she asked, "Did you want a white rabbit or would you rather have a soft, fuzzy black rabbit?" <BR/><BR/>She shrugged. "I don't think my python really cares."<BR/>.<BR/>A mother driving her two young boys to a funeral, She tried to prepare them by talking about burial and what we believe happens after death. The boys behaved well during the service. But at the grave site she discovered her explanations weren't as thorough as she had thought. In a loud voice, her four-year-old asked, "Mom?" <BR/><BR/>"Yes," the mother whispered.<BR/><BR/>"What's in the box?" <BR/>.<BR/>A cab driver picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won't stop staring at her.<BR/><BR/>She asks him why he is staring.<BR/><BR/>He replies: "I have a question to ask you, but I don't want to offend you". <BR/><BR/>She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive." <BR/><BR/>"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me." <BR/>She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that. But first, you have to be single and you must be Catholic." <BR/>The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single and Catholic!" <BR/><BR/>"OK" the nun says. "Pull off to the side of the road, "maybe we will see what we can do." <BR/><BR/>The nun plants a whopper of a kiss on the cabbie! But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.<BR/><BR/>"My dear child," said the nun, why are you crying?" <BR/>"Forgive me, but I've sinned. I lied. I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish." <BR/><BR/>The nun says, "That's OK, my name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party." <BR/><BR/>Have a great Monday! :o)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12709723.post-32928152441088416422007-09-24T07:16:00.000-04:002007-09-24T07:16:00.000-04:00Damned cat!Damned cat!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16939152657551690867noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12709723.post-68326256570103503052007-09-24T07:11:00.000-04:002007-09-24T07:11:00.000-04:00Hi Nick ~~ good jokes - my favorite tonight is the...Hi Nick ~~ good jokes - my favorite tonight is the Sisters of St. Francis. and also the pregnant lady on the bus. Very funny.<BR/>Thanks for your comment and the<BR/>blessings on my blog. Take care,<BR/>Kind regards, Merle.Merlehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05763778255535640633noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12709723.post-57986939056804106282007-09-24T06:53:00.000-04:002007-09-24T06:53:00.000-04:00haha...yea, the sisters joke was funny as well! I ...haha...yea, the sisters joke was funny as well! I like the jokes.<BR/>:-/pJenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16870473015309048017noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12709723.post-21177188419115233402007-09-24T06:49:00.000-04:002007-09-24T06:49:00.000-04:00I loved the Sisters of St. Francis joke- I printed...I loved the Sisters of St. Francis joke- I printed that one out for my father!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com