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Thursday, April 26, 2007

A Conversation About My Cat

Last weekend my ex-wife, with whom Alex the cat is temporarily living, treated me to dinner at Tumbleweed. When she returned me to my temporary abode, this conversation took place:

SHE: Do you want the remainder of the taco salad in the doggy box?

ME: No, I'll not eat it. You take it home. Alex likes taco salad.

SHE: I'll not feed it to Alex; I don't need a cat with diarrhea in my house.

ME: Has Alex had diarrhea?

SHE: Uh-huh.

ME: Has he vomited?

SHE: Uh-huh.

ME: Hair balls?

SHE: Of course.

ME: I miss Alex.

SHE: Alex misses you. I'm not home much and he's lonely. He cries a lot.

ME: I miss Alex.

SHE: You can have him back as soon as you are able to move back to your house... with my blessings.



I really miss Alex.
Bytes by Unknown posted at 4/26/2007 08:57:00 AM
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16 comments:

  1. NataliaThursday, April 26, 2007 9:34:00 AM

    Awww. I totalyy feel you. I miss Axl.

    -N

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  2. mreddieThursday, April 26, 2007 12:25:00 PM

    Hope your situation improves soon and you and Alex can get back together. ec

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  3. Little Miss MuffetThursday, April 26, 2007 3:05:00 PM

    :( looks like both of u miss each other..hope u two get together soon..

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  4. Nikki NeuroticThursday, April 26, 2007 4:37:00 PM

    Guess he's not been the ideal house guest. Oh well, soon you guys will be back at your house.

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  5. AnonymousThursday, April 26, 2007 5:33:00 PM

    I do so hope that Alex is with you soon!

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  6. dmmgmfmThursday, April 26, 2007 7:26:00 PM

    I'm absolutely certain you will be back together soon. Then all will be well again.

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  7. SquirlThursday, April 26, 2007 8:58:00 PM

    I hope you're back with your little furball very, very soon.

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  8. NinaFriday, April 27, 2007 1:17:00 AM

    Aww, I bet he really misses you. I feel for the both of you!

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  9. AnonymousFriday, April 27, 2007 7:18:00 AM

    If hairballs and diarrhea make you lonely and nostalgic, then it must be true love!

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  10. Puss-in-BootsFriday, April 27, 2007 7:22:00 AM

    What a sad post, Nick. I do hope you and Alex are reunited soon, I really do.

    Hug

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  11. DebFriday, April 27, 2007 9:26:00 AM

    Pets become so much part of the family. I'm sure Alex will be thrilled to be in your presence again. Just leave out any Mexican food of any kind. I have the same problem. ;)

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  12. 1974punkmomFriday, April 27, 2007 10:19:00 AM

    Your post makes me feel even more guilty about my recent rant about our cats. I'm so sorry, Nick. I hope the two of you can be reunited very soon.

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  13. CrabbyFriday, April 27, 2007 6:16:00 PM

    Aw, Nick. I hope you get him back really soon. He's absolutely beautiful, btw.

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  14. JenSaturday, April 28, 2007 12:45:00 AM

    Aww...

    I miss my kitties too. Pets are a wonderful thing in ones life if one is ever so blessed.:-)

    Ill see mine in 18 days.:-)

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  15. LittlePeaSaturday, April 28, 2007 8:58:00 AM

    Oh!Poor Kitty!

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  16. lawbratSaturday, April 28, 2007 2:36:00 PM

    I'm so happy to hear that you two will be reunited! I couldn't imagine living without my kittys, no matter how naughty they are- read Leo- I love them so much. At least it was only temporary, and you can visit him.

    Love,
    Dawn

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