Too Bad It's Monday Jokes & KATZ

Alex and I are a bit late publishing Too Bad It's Monday today because we've had quite a weekend:  Little Girl, the youngest of my three cats, gave birth to 3 kittens.

A policeman in the big city stops a man in a car with a Siberian Lynx in the front seat. "What are you doing with that Siberian Lynx?" He exclaimed, "You should take it to the zoo."

The following week, the same policeman sees the same man with the cat again in the front seat, with both of them wearing sunglasses. The policeman pulls him over. "I thought you were going to take that cat to the zoo!" 


The man replied, "I did. We had such a good time we are going to the beach this weekend!" 

A man in a movie theater notices what looks like a cat sitting next to him. Surprised, the man asks, "Are you a cat?"  

"Yes." 

"What are you doing at the movies?" 


The cat replied, "Well, I liked the book..." 

A blonde was speeding in a 25 mile per hour residental zone when a local police cruiser pulled her over. The female police officer who walked up to the car also happened to be a blonde. She asked for the blonde's driver's license. 

The driver searched frantically in her purse for a while and finally said to the blonde policewoman, "What does a driver's license look like?' 

Irritated, the blonde cop said, "Don't be a smartass!, it's got your picture on it!" 

The blonde driver frantically searched her purse again and found a small, rectangular mirror down at the bottom. She held it up to her face and said, "Aha! This must be my driver's license", then handed it to the blonde policewoman. 

The blonde cop looked in the mirror, handed it back to the driver and said, "You're free to go. And, if I had known you were a police officer too, we could have avoided all of this." 

A young blonde secretary was describing her blind date to a friend. "After dinner," she said, "he wanted to come back to my apartment, but I refused. I told him my mother would worry if I did anything like that." 

"That was smart," her friend said, approvingly. "Then what happened?" 

"He kept insisting, and I kept refusing," the secretary said. 

"You didn't weaken your resolve, did you?" asked the friend. 

"Not one bit. In the end, we went to his apartment. I figured, let his mother worry." 

God said to Adam, "I've got some good news and some bad news. First the good news. I have given you a brain and a penis. The bad news... I've only given you enough blood to work one of them at a time!"

KATZ