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Wednesday, June 11, 2008

We Haz Kool Air

by


Alex, the LOL Cat & Bloggin' Kitty Cat

Who Be the Owner of Sometimes Saintly Nick

Alex here. OK?

My silly human iz letting me write this because he is too em-bare-assed to write it his-self so I getz to telled you about it. OK?

I thinks my silly human is em-bare-assed—what do too #*%$&! pissed off mean? (He uses them funny letters when he says I am too young of a kitty cat to hearz the wordz. OK?)

Anywho, we now haz kool air!!!!!! A human fixed our air conditionin’ thingie.

It iz nice to have kool air. I bin sleepin’ outside on our deck thingie ‘cause it was 2 hot to sleep inside. My silly human even comed outstide and sleeped there too. OK?

My human is #*%$&! pissed off , he said, because the human who came to fix the conditionin’ thingie back when I was a little bitty kitty told my human that it would cost him as much as he would pay for 580 big big boxes of my favorite kitty cat food. But the human who fixed it today did it for only what my human would pay for 25 big big boxes of my favorite kitty cat food!

Do you thinkz my human will buy me 555 big big boxes of my favorite kitty cat food real soon ‘cause it costed so little fo fixin’ the air conditionin’ thingie?

Anywho, my human said that the human a long time ago lied to him about what was broked on the air conditionin’ thingie so that he would pay a whole bunch of moneys to get a new thingie when it dunt need a new thingie but jist to be fixeded. OK?

And my human is very, very mad at that human—almost as mad as I waz when the mousie I waz chasin’ runned under the stove thingie in the kitchen and would not comed back out. OK?

Soooooooo…both me and my human are now kool cats and I jist wanted to tell you all that. OK?

Oh! My human put this movie pickture on here for youz to see before he went to sit by the air conditionin’ thingie:


video

My sillie human sayz this movie pickture thingie iz how human peoples and kitty cats can be when nasty thingies happenz. OK?

Bye-bye.

Alternate Video (Same Song):



37 comments:

  1. Thank you, Mr. Alex, for the information. It must be wonderful for you and your human to again have air conditioning

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  2. hehe shame alex... tell nick to take a chill pill ;) although i can understand that kind of anger!

    enjoy the aircon!!!

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  3. Oh Alex, please tell Nick we can understand why he is angry!
    Glad you can both cool down now though
    Pol x

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  4. Excellent news! Now you get to stay inside and sleep with your human!

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  5. Thanks for letting us know Alex. You're a good cat who doesn't need to know the cuss words your human uses. So glad your a/c is working!!!
    (The video is saying "Not available" so i couldn't watch it).

    Peace

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  6. You told the story very well, Alex. Now you and your human are real cool.

    Thank you for the other video. Can't get the first one to play.

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  7. I find it strange writing a comment to a cat. Thank you, Alex.

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  8. I haz air for you Alex! Iz also haz catnip so we can chill out! :) Iz be the catnip dealer!

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  9. Thank you. Alex. You and your human really are Kool Kats. Please tell Sometimes Saintly Nick that I love Monty Python.

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  10. Alex,

    I'm so glad that you and your human have AC (even if you did have to wait a long time for it and even if the first guy made a mistake - or whatever he did).

    Tell your human that now I've got that song on my mind. Which isn't a bad thing...

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  11. Oh no while I was floating along on the lake you and your human had AC problems. But think Alex you are NOW A REALLY KOOOOL CAT.
    NICKY, don't let the past spoil your day!!!!!! Just put his name in the local free paper with his estimate and also the name of the guy who fixed it along with his estimate. The caption could read WHO WOULD YOU CALL? Poetic justice with no backlash. Peace be with you buddy.

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  12. Dear Alex,

    First of all you are one really cool cat. I do mean that in the nicest possible way. I admire your literacy talents immensely. Please tell your human that nothing is perfect, as he probably knows, and lots of air conditioners got dun broke this week. As for the mouse, ya just gotta be quicker!

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  13. I am very glad your A/C is working again! It is very bad when that repair person charged too much moneys. People should always do the Right thing, even though it is hard sometimes.

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  14. Yay for kool air, always very important this time of year.

    Your silly human should know to always get an independent second opinion on such expensive repairs.

    Now if you'll excuse me, I have to finish explaining the purpose of life at my blog. (shameless plug)

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  15. Alex, you are so funny. Hurray for kool air!

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  16. Alex, you are going to have to start a blog of your very own. You are quite the writer! Glad to hear that your human is cooled down now. Tell him that the strange human who came to fix our upstairs unit quoted $4600 and we told him to please leave. The fans will have to do upstairs for now.

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  17. Hehehee...I forgot that song was in Life of Brian...too, too funny!!!!

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  18. That is wonderful, Alex. I am overjoyed that you and your silly human can have some relief from this very hot weather.

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  19. Yeah, some humans can be a real pain in the patookus. Fortunately some of them are really nice, like that Nick guy.

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  20. By the by, my human plays that song on the ukelele.

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  21. yay embrace the coolness- fuming makes you too hot and uses energy ..I'm happy for you . My window conditioner can't be used because the window fell out !!

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  22. Thank you, Alex. You have me laughing as much as your human often does. Be cool, you two!

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  23. yay, alex!now you can breathe again & run, and trip your human again!

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  24. Good post Alex! Tell Nick I say hello.

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  25. The house is cool, once again, and all is well with the world, Alex. Have a good night, both of you.

    Renie

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  26. On behalf of the author, I thank each of you for your comments. It really feels great having a livable inside temperature. And, I again learned the lesson not to trust people whose primary job is to sell things.

    Mr. Alex would have responded to your comments, but he napped in the cool most of the day and is now outside catting around.

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  27. I can't watch the videos because sshhh, everybody is asleep and I have to be quiet.

    I like the voice of Alez a lot, OK? He makes me giggle and I am having to try to giggle quietly, OK?

    Very Funny post to read, but I bet the heat hasn't been all that funny.

    Take care Nick.

    Jennifer

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  28. Well Alex, I'm glad they fixed that air conditioner thingy and you can sleep soundly. It's been pretty hot my way too and I'm glad my air conditioner thingy was working also.

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  29. Hurray for cool air! Thank you for the news, Alex. Thank your human for the video.

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  30. That's great news. Now you and Alex can be really cool.

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  31. THNAK YOU!!!!!!!!!!! I love Monty Python!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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